The Whizzinator, despite the inaccurate description in the article below, is a prostetic penis used in conjunction with a synthetic urine that affords its user some personal privacy when subjected to a UDS, urine drug screen. The company’s officers are being pursued on charges of conspiracy because some people happen to use the things to protect themselves when tested by the federal government. When the government makes it their job to sift through the urine of average Americans we don’t live in a free country anymore.
Get your Whizzinator while you still can. They’re available at Tobacco King (map) on Whitten near I-40 for my readers in Memphis, TN.
The owners of the company that makes the Whizzinator, a prosthetic penis used to mask illegal drug use, were charged yesterday in federal court with conspiracy to defraud the government and are expected to plead guilty.
Gerald Wills, the president of Puck Technology, based in Signal Hill, Calif., and Robert D. Catalano, the vice president, are charged in a 19-page criminal information of conspiracy for selling two different products that mask illegal substances in a user’s urine.
‘Whizzinator’ makers to plead guilty.
HT: High Times
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stand up and stop pleading guilty potheads! mass not guilty will grind the justice system to halt.